theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

dumbledorathexplora:

I think its horrible how people just celebrate Halloween without knowing why! We wouldn’t even be here if Jesus hadn’t slain that colossal pumpkin

that-shit-is-b-a-n-a-n-a-s:

i-survived-twist-and-shout:

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

What the hell is even going on in America

The schools are shit, that’s what.

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

meth-grippin:

I was trying to explain the difference between grindcore and powerviolence to someone yesterday and it made me realise I hate myself

foodchewer:

thanks Doug

foodchewer:

thanks Doug

tastefullyoffensive:

Sorry, Gabriel.

tastefullyoffensive:

Sorry, Gabriel.

sparklepawz:

Time to Jump - by ProjectBlue02

sparklepawz:

Time to Jump - by ProjectBlue02

killbau:

horny for a meaningful relationship